Recycle Your Animals Bumper Sticker

originally uploaded by Dorado 70.

I have only two words for this Recycle Your Animals Bumper Sticker... Creepy and Hide your pets.

Nuttier than a Squirrel Turd Bumper Sticker

nuttier.jpg, originally uploaded by rgilcreasedatabrokers.

I never knew there was anything nuttier than a Squirrel Turd but it turns out there is someone out there with this bumper sticker on their car. Everybody, we can relax now, we found him.

Llama Ostrich Redemption! Curious

Llama Ostrich Redemption!, originally uploaded by Zombie37.

Any one can tell me what Llama Ostrich Redemption! bumper sticker is all about?

I brake for Elves, Faires and Gnomes

Bumper Sticker, originally uploaded by iirraa.

Its good to know someone out there doing the hard work the rest of us don't and cant really do. This guy apparently brakes for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons and other invisible creatures only he can see. Keep up the good work.

Make Art Not War Remix Bumper Sticker

The Final Product..., originally uploaded by dugglesworth.

Here is a Make Art Not War bumper sticker remixed to say "Make War On Art". Because art is the enemy of all that we hold dear.

Merry Mao Christmas - White House Mao Ornament

Last I checked Mao Zedong killed about 3 million people in his Chinese cultural revolution, according to wiki. So why on earth would the White House allow a Christmas ornament to be placed with his picture on it? Its probably because Mao did so much for the environment and deserves a Nobel prize for doing his part to combat global warming. You know, too many people making too much CO2.

Cats (and Librarians?) for Obama

Cats (and Librarians?) for Obama, originally uploaded by Rozanne.

Cats for Obama bumper sticker, now I know how he won the election.

Affordable healthcare begins with breastfeeding

originally uploaded by Shira Golding.

The "Affordable healthcare begins with breastfeeding" bumper sticker might be the ticket to the healthcare mess we find ourselves in. But I am not sure.

Don't Call Me Ma'am Call Me Senator

I know I am late with this story but I run into it somehow and it made perfect sense to be on bumper sticker madness. In this now famous video Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) didn't like a Brigadier General calling her "ma'am" at an EPW hearing some time ago. She said "Do me a favor, could say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am?' It's just a thing, I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it, yes, thank you.". I went looking around and found this image at CallMeBarbara.com who set up the web site to help give "Senator" Barbara a break from all the verbal abuse from people calling her "Ma'am" all the time by running for her seat. Good luck with that.

Obama for a new America - Bumpersticker with Soviet Style Font

President Obama Sticker, originally uploaded by Tobyotter.

I have now idea what this is all about but the soviet style font might be part of the hint in this Obama bumper stickler - Obama for a new America.

Never Give Up on Quiting - Bumper sticker contradiction

Gung Ho-Hum, originally uploaded by Clark Westfield.

This set of bumper stickers just goes to show you that you put enough of them on your car you might end contradicting your self one of these days. On the one hand it says to "never ever give up" and on the other, "I quit". Actually some days I feel that way, in the morning I start out "Mr Positive Thinker" and by the end of the day, I want to quit. Not so crazy after all.

Relax Hippie, Its Biodiesel - Bumper Sticker

Biodiesel, originally uploaded by GrammarGirl.

I see a lot of bio diesel bumper stickers up in my neck of the woods but this is one by far the finniest one so far. "Relax Hippie, Its Bio diesel".

Do Good Sticker - Graffiti Sticker

Do good.
Originally uploaded by mikeymo

Not a bumper sticker but a graffiti sticker with a good message that says "Do God", I like it:) I think I will add these types to bumper sticker madness

Republicrats or Democans Bumperstickler?

The "No Reason At All for a Party" Party
Originally uploaded by rhondapalooza

A political bumpersticker that says it all: republicrats or Democans.

Leaving My Carbon Footprint

Originally uploaded by Ken Kuhl

I guess now the global warming is over we can go back to driving the big dualie pickup truck to work.

Computer Hacker Stops Global Warming - Finally

Originally uploaded by LiveSpecimen

People have been saying Stop Global Warming with bumperstickers for some time now and I agree. The entire human race made the good list this year and Santa gave us our Christmas wish early. Apparently global warming was just a big joke and it was revealed in the media that it was all made up. Here are excerpts from an article I found.

"John Delingpole on the London Telegraph site suggests: "The Global Warming myth has been suddenly, brutally and quite deliciously exposed after a hacker broke into the computers at the University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit (aka Hadley CRU) and released 61 megabytes of confidential files onto the internet."

"Andrew Bolt of the Herald Sun suggests "the 1079 emails and 72 documents seem indeed evidence of a scandal involving most of the most prominent scientists pushing the man-made warming theory - a scandal that is one of the greatest in modern science."

Who knew it could be that easy to stop Global Warming.

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Dont Mess with Dragons - Bumpersticker

Bumper Stickers
Originally uploaded by _rockinfree

I was wondering whether or not it was a good idea to meddle in their affairs of dragons. And now I know, they like to eat meddlers with ketchup. Learn something new every day.

My other car is a TARDIS - Obscure British Bumper sticker

Bumpersticker
Originally uploaded by Mpls55408

If anyone you can tell me what this bumper sticker means then like me you watched way too much British science fiction growing up. This show had the worlds scariest robots, great show then. I don't think I could stand watching it now. Dr Who?

Vermont Bumper Sticker

Telling it like it is
Originally uploaded by MemaNH

I have always wondered what really happens in Vermont as well, now I know... not much.

Flying Hamster of Doom Shuts Down the Oprah Winfrey Show

But I like coconuts
Originally uploaded by toastforbrekkie

I saw the news today that Oprah Winfrey will be ending "The Oprah Winfrey Show" in 2011 after 25 years on the air. She said that "prayer and careful thought" led her to her decision to end the show but I think it was another reason. I believe that the Flying Hamster of Doom rained a bunch of coconuts on Chicago one day and it was over. But she will never admit to it, and that's ok with me, because I know the "truth".

Free Tibet - Bumperstickers Made in China

Bumpersticker-101_4762, originally uploaded by cawarfel.

There are two things wrong with the "Free Tibet" bumper stickers: 1) They need to add the line "from the Chinese" and 2) This stickers are made in China. Kinda weird don't you think?

Read full article here.

Shock and Awe Art Car - Veterans Day Bumper Stickers

Photo by Vilseskogen

It was veterans day yesterday so I decided to find a car covered in bumper stickers that supported the troops and the veterans who served in past wars. Thank you.

Call in Dead

For when you run out of sick days call in dead

Surfing Impaired

I felt this way after my first surfing experience with an old wooden longboard that almost killed me because I was attached to it and because I had no idea what on earth I was doing.

Environmentally Friendly Florescent Cancer Bulbs

Here is another gem, this time brought to you by the regular-light-bulb-o-phobes who insist on saving the environment at the expense of us humans. The article states that for some people the light emitted from a florescent light bulb can cause skin cancer. I love the idea of saving our environment but if we all get cancer and die no one will be around to enjoy it. Go figure!

Passenger jets get anti-missile devices

Commercial airliners will now be outfitted with a new anti-missile devise for the protection against terrorist attacks. For every devise installed the planes will also be outfitted with a brand new bumper sticker to warn off any would-be terrorist from attacking the plane. Personally I will only fly in planes with these stickers prominently displayed on the tail fin. That will show them not to mess with us.

Outsourcing Birth to India

Its finally here folks, now you can outsource the birth of your baby to India. We outsource everything else why not babys as well? What mother in her right mind wants to be overtaken by an "alien" for 9 months? What sane woman wants to go through 38 hours of labor? Now all you have to do is ship an impregnated egg via FedEx overnight to India and they will do the rest. They will find a willing woman who needs some cash on the side and you get a part number to track the progress of your baby. When your baby is born they ship it back to you overnight, via FedEx again and boom you are a parental unit ready to go. And since you spent so much money with them they will throw in this really cool bumper sticker. I know this will be a hit in Hollywood and its going to put the plastic surgeons out of business. Look out Dr 90210 the future is here and youre not in it.

I left my Arm and Leg in SF... Zoo

Back in the good-ol-days most people left their hearts in San Francisco, now days you end up leaving more than that if you happen to visit the SF Zoo. You might end loosing an arm and a leg if you dare go near the wild cat exhibit. Heaven forbid you tell them you are a "Christian" at the door, you might end been thrown in the lions den by Director Manuel Mollinedo himself. Or maybe its a Putin Plot, to send in siberian tiger "secret agents" to destroy the tourist trade in SF. Too late, Mayor Gavin Newsom took care of that with his wacky city policies.

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Antarctic Fight Club

Not to be outdone by the Jesus Fight Club in Bethlehem, a couple of scientists started the Antarctic Fight Club chapter at a remote South Pole facility. Apparently it was described as a "drunken Christmas punch-up". Maybe the last minute shopping while drunk in subzero temperatures that was the cause of this brawl, I don't know but I will continue to be on the look out for other fight clubs as they unfold.