Bumpersticker Madness

Occupy My Foot - OWF

2011-12-13T21:06:00.000-08:00

Occupy My Foot - OWF

Occupy My Foot came about during some silliness on facebook a while back during a crazy discussion on the merits of the Occupy Wall Street movement. Nothing was ever decided but I ended up making my own version. You can get yours on my Mercedespens zazzle account

Sarcasm

2011-04-20T21:24:00.001-07:00

day 53 - Bumper Stickers, originally uploaded by awynhaus.

Lost Cat Bumper Sticker

2011-04-09T12:20:00.001-07:00

Next time you loose your car try looking under the car

Update your facebook status while driving bumper sticker

2010-12-21T18:20:00.000-08:00

The facebook profile update bumper sticker is perfect for those who love to update their facebook profile while driving. Complete with a total number of people who wont like this if they see you doing it. Be considerate and let people know why your driving stinks. Now available on Zazzle

I'm out of Estrogen and I have a gun - Bumpersticker

2010-06-16T19:11:00.000-07:00

I found this bumper sticker while on my afternoon walk and had to take a picture, then run like hell. If you or anyone is taking estrogen and owns a gun this sticker is a must have for the safety of anyone tailgating trying to read the sticker. Get it here.

Yes, This is My Truck - No I Won't Help You Move

2010-04-20T14:23:00.000-07:00

Yes, This is My Truck - No I Won't Help You Move

Yes, This is My Truck - No I Won't Help You Move bumper sticker is for all of you who have pickup trucks and the friends you never new you had. The day you show up with your new truck is the day all your "friends" start calling to help them move to their new apartment... for the third time. Its like having won the lottery. This sticker should put all that to rest, good luck. (Polly, I am talking to you:) Buy Sticker Here.

You can't fix stupid - But people try Ron White says

2010-03-24T14:11:00.001-07:00

Bumper sticker: You can't fix stupid, originally uploaded by Blue Eyes and Bluebonnets (formerly almostlindy).

Ron White is famous for saying "You can't fix stupid" and with all that's going on these days I am sure this bumper sticker is going to be a very hot item the next couple of years. Get yours today while supplies last.

George W. Bush "MISS ME YET?" billboard

2010-02-21T21:33:00.001-08:00

George W. Bush "MISS ME YET?" billboard, originally uploaded by anglerove.

George W. Bush "MISS ME YET?" bumper sticker coming soon on a Hummer near you. If interested you can buy this as a bumpersticker or T Shirt

Recycle Your Animals Bumper Sticker

2010-01-29T17:20:00.001-08:00

originally uploaded by Dorado 70.

I have only two words for this Recycle Your Animals Bumper Sticker... Creepy and Hide your pets. If you are into this kinda madness get yours today.

Nuttier than a Squirrel Turd Bumper Sticker

2010-01-28T14:07:00.001-08:00

nuttier.jpg, originally uploaded by rgilcreasedatabrokers.

I never knew there was anything Nuttier Than a Squirrel Turd but it turns out there is someone out there with this bumper sticker on their car. Everybody, we can relax now, we found him.

Llama Ostrich Redemption! Curious

2010-01-26T18:39:00.001-08:00

Llama Ostrich Redemption!, originally uploaded by Zombie37.

Any one can tell me what Llama Ostrich Redemption! bumper sticker is all about?

I brake for Elves, Faires and Gnomes

2010-01-25T22:26:00.001-08:00

Bumper Sticker, originally uploaded by iirraa.

Its good to know someone out there doing the hard work the rest of us don't and cant really do. This guy apparently brakes for Elves, Fairies, Gnomes, Leprechauns, Unicorns, Dragons and other invisible creatures only he can see. Keep up the good work.

Make Art Not War Remix Bumper Sticker

2009-12-26T16:52:00.001-08:00

The Final Product..., originally uploaded by dugglesworth.

Here is a Make Art Not War bumper sticker remixed to say "Make War On Art". Because art is the enemy of all that we hold dear.

Merry Mao Christmas - White House Mao Ornament

2009-12-24T10:28:00.001-08:00

Last I checked Mao Zedong killed about 3 million people in his Chinese cultural revolution, according to wiki. So why on earth would the White House allow a Christmas ornament to be placed with his picture on it? Its probably because Mao did so much for the environment and deserves a Nobel prize for doing his part to combat global warming. You know, too many people making too much CO2.

Cats (and Librarians?) for Obama

2009-12-18T18:43:00.001-08:00

Cats (and Librarians?) for Obama, originally uploaded by Rozanne.

Cats for Obama bumper sticker, now I know how he won the election.

Affordable healthcare begins with breastfeeding

2009-12-16T21:24:00.001-08:00

originally uploaded by Shira Golding.

The "Affordable healthcare begins with breastfeeding" bumper sticker might be the ticket to the healthcare mess we find ourselves in. But I am not sure.

Don't Call Me Ma'am Call Me Senator

2009-12-15T14:30:00.000-08:00

I know I am late with this story but I run into it somehow and it made perfect sense to be on bumper sticker madness. In this now famous video Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-Calif.) didn't like a Brigadier General calling her "ma'am" at an EPW hearing some time ago. She said "Do me a favor, could say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am?' It's just a thing, I worked so hard to get that title, so I'd appreciate it, yes, thank you.". I went looking around and found this image at CallMeBarbara.com who set up the web site to help give "Senator" Barbara a break from all the verbal abuse from people calling her "Ma'am" all the time by running for her seat. Good luck with that.

Obama for a new America - Bumpersticker with Soviet Style Font

2009-12-14T20:29:00.001-08:00

President Obama Sticker, originally uploaded by Tobyotter.

I have now idea what this is all about but the soviet style font might be part of the hint in this Obama bumper stickler - Obama for a new America.

Never Give Up on Quiting - Bumper sticker contradiction

2009-12-01T08:52:00.001-08:00

Gung Ho-Hum, originally uploaded by Clark Westfield.

This set of bumper stickers just goes to show you that you put enough of them on your car you might end contradicting your self one of these days. On the one hand it says to "never ever give up" and on the other, "I quit". Actually some days I feel that way, in the morning I start out "Mr Positive Thinker" and by the end of the day, I want to quit. Not so crazy after all.

Relax Hippie, Its Biodiesel - Bumper Sticker

2009-11-30T14:31:00.001-08:00

Biodiesel, originally uploaded by GrammarGirl.

I see a lot of bio diesel bumper stickers up in my neck of the woods but this is one by far the finniest one so far. "Relax Hippie, Its Bio diesel".

Do Good Sticker - Graffiti Sticker

2009-11-28T21:55:00.001-08:00

Do good.
Originally uploaded by mikeymo

Not a bumper sticker but a graffiti sticker with a good message that says "Do God", I like it:) I think I will add these types to bumper sticker madness

Republicrats or Democans Bumperstickler?

2009-11-27T19:49:00.001-08:00

The "No Reason At All for a Party" Party
Originally uploaded by rhondapalooza

A political bumpersticker that says it all: republicrats or Democans.

Leaving My Carbon Footprint

2009-11-25T08:53:00.001-08:00

Originally uploaded by Ken Kuhl

I guess now the global warming is over we can go back to driving the big dualie pickup truck to work.

Computer Hacker Stops Global Warming - Finally

2009-11-25T08:51:00.001-08:00

Originally uploaded by LiveSpecimen

People have been saying Stop Global Warming with bumperstickers for some time now and I agree. The entire human race made the good list this year and Santa gave us our Christmas wish early. Apparently global warming was just a big joke and it was revealed in the media that it was all made up. Here are excerpts from an article I found.

"John Delingpole on the London Telegraph site suggests: "The Global Warming myth has been suddenly, brutally and quite deliciously exposed after a hacker broke into the computers at the University of East Anglia’s Climate Research Unit (aka Hadley CRU) and released 61 megabytes of confidential files onto the internet."

"Andrew Bolt of the Herald Sun suggests "the 1079 emails and 72 documents seem indeed evidence of a scandal involving most of the most prominent scientists pushing the man-made warming theory - a scandal that is one of the greatest in modern science."

Who knew it could be that easy to stop Global Warming.

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Dont Mess with Dragons - Bumpersticker

2009-11-24T12:48:00.001-08:00

Bumper Stickers
Originally uploaded by _rockinfree

I was wondering whether or not it was a good idea to meddle in their affairs of dragons. And now I know, they like to eat meddlers with ketchup. Learn something new every day.

My other car is a TARDIS - Obscure British Bumper sticker

2009-11-23T09:29:00.001-08:00

Bumpersticker
Originally uploaded by Mpls55408

If anyone you can tell me what this bumper sticker means then like me you watched way too much British science fiction growing up. This show had the worlds scariest robots, great show then. I don't think I could stand watching it now. Dr Who?

Vermont Bumper Sticker

2009-11-22T08:18:00.001-08:00

Telling it like it is
Originally uploaded by MemaNH

I have always wondered what really happens in Vermont as well, now I know... not much.

Flying Hamster of Doom Shuts Down the Oprah Winfrey Show

2009-11-20T09:44:00.001-08:00

But I like coconuts
Originally uploaded by toastforbrekkie

I saw the news today that Oprah Winfrey will be ending "The Oprah Winfrey Show" in 2011 after 25 years on the air. She said that "prayer and careful thought" led her to her decision to end the show but I think it was another reason. I believe that the Flying Hamster of Doom rained a bunch of coconuts on Chicago one day and it was over. But she will never admit to it, and that's ok with me, because I know the "truth".

Free Tibet - Bumperstickers Made in China

2009-11-18T22:31:00.001-08:00

Bumpersticker-101_4762, originally uploaded by cawarfel.

There are two things wrong with the "Free Tibet" bumper stickers: 1) They need to add the line "from the Chinese" and 2) This stickers are made in China. Kinda weird don't you think?

Read full article here.

Shock and Awe Art Car - Veterans Day Bumper Stickers

2008-11-12T14:23:00.001-08:00

Photo by Vilseskogen

It was veterans day yesterday so I decided to find a car covered in bumper stickers that supported the troops and the veterans who served in past wars. Thank you.

Call in Dead

2008-11-10T12:00:00.000-08:00

For when you run out of sick days call in dead

Surfing Impaired

2008-11-10T11:54:00.001-08:00

I felt this way after my first surfing experience with an old wooden longboard that almost killed me because I was attached to it and because I had no idea what on earth I was doing.

Environmentally Friendly Florescent Cancer Bulbs

2008-01-05T19:25:00.000-08:00

Here is another gem, this time brought to you by the regular-light-bulb-o-phobes who insist on saving the environment at the expense of us humans. The article states that for some people the light emitted from a florescent light bulb can cause skin cancer. I love the idea of saving our environment but if we all get cancer and die no one will be around to enjoy it. Go figure!

Passenger jets get anti-missile devices

2008-01-04T17:13:00.001-08:00

Commercial airliners will now be outfitted with a new anti-missile devise for the protection against terrorist attacks. For every devise installed the planes will also be outfitted with a brand new bumper sticker to warn off any would-be terrorist from attacking the plane. Personally I will only fly in planes with these stickers prominently displayed on the tail fin. That will show them not to mess with us.

Outsourcing Birth to India

2007-12-31T16:41:00.000-08:00

Its finally here folks, now you can outsource the birth of your baby to India. We outsource everything else why not babys as well? What mother in her right mind wants to be overtaken by an "alien" for 9 months? What sane woman wants to go through 38 hours of labor? Now all you have to do is ship an impregnated egg via FedEx overnight to India and they will do the rest. They will find a willing woman who needs some cash on the side and you get a part number to track the progress of your baby. When your baby is born they ship it back to you overnight, via FedEx again and boom you are a parental unit ready to go. And since you spent so much money with them they will throw in this really cool bumper sticker. I know this will be a hit in Hollywood and its going to put the plastic surgeons out of business. Look out Dr 90210 the future is here and youre not in it.

I left my Arm and Leg in SF... Zoo

2007-12-31T11:23:00.000-08:00

Back in the good-ol-days most people left their hearts in San Francisco, now days you end up leaving more than that if you happen to visit the SF Zoo. You might end loosing an arm and a leg if you dare go near the wild cat exhibit. Heaven forbid you tell them you are a "Christian" at the door, you might end been thrown in the lions den by Director Manuel Mollinedo himself. Or maybe its a Putin Plot, to send in siberian tiger "secret agents" to destroy the tourist trade in SF. Too late, Mayor Gavin Newsom took care of that with his wacky city policies.

2007-12-27T16:48:00.001-08:00

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Antarctic Fight Club

2007-12-27T16:03:00.000-08:00

Not to be outdone by the Jesus Fight Club in Bethlehem, a couple of scientists started the Antarctic Fight Club chapter at a remote South Pole facility. Apparently it was described as a "drunken Christmas punch-up". Maybe the last minute shopping while drunk in subzero temperatures that was the cause of this brawl, I don't know but I will continue to be on the look out for other fight clubs as they unfold.

Jesus Fight Club

2007-12-27T12:07:00.001-08:00

A new tradition has been born for the day after the birth of Jesus at the Church of the Nativity in Bethlehem. What better way to celebrate the day after than to fight in the church built at the actual location where Jesus was born. So in commemorating this new tradition I created a "Jesus Fight Club" for those who are members of this elite new group. This bumper sticker has been long overdue, and for those who fight in Jesus name, thank you.

Leave Britney Alone!

2007-12-26T16:54:00.001-08:00

One of this years top viral videos to hit YouTube was Chris Crockers passioned plea for the rest of us to just "Leave Britney Alone." The question is WWCRD? or What Would Chris Crocker Do? He would ask the jackals in the media who have nothing better to do than tear people down, to leave her alone. And while they are at it, leave those who regularly appear on the supermarket check out stands alone as well. Frankly it makes me sick and sad that these people are constantly hounded by the media who make their money on sucking the life out of people. I say we should all take up Crocker's war cry and reject the media that feeds on a daily basis on the lives of these people. And in case you haven't seen the video yet, here it is.

My bumper sticker is better than yours

2007-12-19T12:26:00.001-08:00

Let's start with the mother of all bumper stickers, that will basically render all others null and void. Quit wasting time an effort answering and responding to all the dumb stickers out there. This beauty will do the job you don't want to do, you will not only save time, but money as well. It will give you your life pack and it might even reverse the aging process caused by worry and stress over other peoples views that make you crazy. Click on the image above to get yours today.

What is a Bumber Sticker?

2007-12-17T12:56:00.000-08:00

A bumper sticker is a sound bite that enables others to make quick judgements about who they think you are. Its a verbal hit and run, on the part of the owner of the bumper sticker. They hit you with their statement and drive away leaving you stunned, angry and scratching your head. I Like to call it English 2.0 for those of us you don't have time for lengthy mission statements on our may to work. Its a quick way to take sides and fire your daily volley across the bow of the car behind you. This blog is about deconstructing those "Mission Statements" for you on a daily basis.